Anonymous asked: So, how have you been doing lately?
this is tumblr, so you do not mind me answering with a gif, right?
col-eviscerator asked: Have you ever had anyone grab you by the legs and use your spiky body as a bludgeoning weapon? Zay wanted to know if you'd be okay with that in an emergency.
..there’s a reason why I don’t spindash things…
col-eviscerator asked: Why do you not simply utilize powered armor to overcome any obstacles presented by your slight build and short stature? It's what gnomes do!
Anonymous asked: What is your favourite book or movie?
I haven’t watched a movie in a long while, but more than the story itself, I think my favorite part was falling asleep all together on the couch after…
Same for books. I read some, when I was little, I think…
skruluce asked: Where do your spines end and ears begin? o___o
skruluce asked: What's the strangest thing you've ever seen as a Zonecop?
…have ever been in our W/M sector for a day?
col-eviscerator asked: Though it makes me cringe to phrase it so, you are aware of Zay's 'crush' on you, aren't you?
col-eviscerator asked: What's the most depraved bit of debauchery you've ever witnessed?
I didn’t witness it.